Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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