do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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