I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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