Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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