You're completely useless in the revolution.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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