Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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