Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Did you just see the Batmobile???
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
