How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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