She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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