Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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