well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
vagina is talking i cant
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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