that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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