dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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