that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
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