it hurts more in the daytime
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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