Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Dicks are not precious.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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