But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
