We won't sleep together?
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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