its not stalking. its research.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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