:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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