$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
