So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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