Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
