That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Randomize
