I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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