His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
