if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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