I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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