We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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