At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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