No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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