I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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