if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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