we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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