What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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