i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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