do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
We need to rekindle our bromance
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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