Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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