Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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