also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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