I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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