smell my finger.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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