are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I need to calm my uterus...
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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