Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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