question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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