Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Randomize
