a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
i now understand why vodka
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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