Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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