The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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