Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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